MONDAZE

[Intro]
God dammit wheres the?? dammit
Wheres the alarm?
I'm waking up, I'm up, I'm up
Stupid button... Can't even
Argh I gotta...
I should've just set it from my phone
This is ridiculous!

[Verse 1]
Great! Another fucking Monday, which spells work
Worked thought the weekend, meaning I got jerked
Now dragging my feet somewhere I don't wanna be
They'll be plenty hell to pay and feelings to hurt
Let's start with the manager, Hoe I don't like you
Always so fucking happy you damn [Explicit] you
If I had a rope, I'd damn sure tie you
To an SUV and leave it in drive too
I wanna die ooooh Caught some Z's round 3
After choking it to oiled Big Black Booties
Coffee gives me the BG's, bubble guts
And I'm gaggin' myself but nothings coming up
Fuck the what, trying to fake it hiding out
In the employee bathroom like "How I'm a clock out?"
That's it, I march back in that office
All loud, Rowdy Roddy Piper style trying to start shit

[Hook]
Work work work work work work work
All I know is
Work work work work work work work
All I do is
Work work work work work work work
All I know is
Work work work work work work work

[Verse 2]
No one cares, phones ringing everywhere
Giving me migraines so I'm up outta there
Downed a water from the fridge, doused my eyes
To make it appear as if I'd been crying
The manager asked me "Hey, you okay?"
No, I ate some crab chips and I'm allergic to Old Bay
She gave me a few of her Benadryl tablets
Then sent me on my merry motherfucking way
(Feel better)
Anxious, tempted to take it, I fake it
Laying my head on the desk complaining, complaining
Daydreaming about an escape with
Cherokee D'ass and Skyy Black ass naked
Okay then, what Am I saying, I didn't take 'em
Yet I'm hallucinating clear as the day comes
Great! Lunch! Now I'm a heat up my Steak Ums
And ride it out, like a hoe who fake comes

[Hook]
Work work work work work work work
All I know is
Work work work work work work work
All I do is
Work work work work work work work
All I know is
Work work work work work work work

[Verse 3]
Every question I'm thrown, I fake dumb
Like I don't hear nothing over playing drums
They'll get the point, maybe some
Or I'll in turn make enemies of everyone
"That guys an asshole" yeah so is ya momma
A swift middle finger will kill all that drama
Put in my ear buds, pretend works fun
Supervisors do dick, I've got folks under
Me who can do better than I ever did
Depressed, rethinking taking that Benadryl
Downhill, until the thought of my daughters
Not starving because of food that I helped brought 'em
With the hours I get here, I'm regressing
Shit we lucky to have made it through a fucking recession
It's a sick blessing, I could be driving a beat up Hyundai
But I ain't, thank god for Mondays
Yeah

[Manager]
I was not telling you bullshit, I was being civil

[Customer]
..When you were busy cleaning the counter
And your man sold me the phone
And his lazy fat ass didn't wanna take the time

[Manager]
Now you being disrespectful, now you being disrespectful

[Customer]
He wanted to go to lunch, all he kept sayin' was

[Manager]
Alright, now....now

[Customer]
I wanna go to lunch, I'm hungry
You wanna go there? We can go there!

[Manager]
We don't go to lunch here, we don't go to lunch here

[Customer]
I worked in retail for 12 years!
I have trained people in retail....
And this is some fucking bullshit!

[Manager]
And this is how you act?

[Customer]
That's right 'cause this is some fucking bullshit

[Manager]
I hope he takes all day

[Customer]
I have never encountered customer service the way I have..

[Customer 2]
Miss you joe as shit cous'

[Customer]
When I moved to Philadelphia! Never!

[Manager]
And guess what, I ain't giving you no money back

[Customer]
You know what?

[Manager]
So go to Southwest...

[Customer]
I want my money back right now!

[Manager]
You ain't getting shit, I'm the manager...I'm the manager!
I run this, you can sit there 'til your face turns blue
You ain't gettin' a thing!