Such a Bore

You're such a bore
(You're such a bore)
Such a bore to me
You're such a bore
(You're such a bore)
Such a bore to me

Why don't you go hang yourself?
(Hang, hang yourself)
Or drink your living will away
Sing a top 40 up early in the morning
Drive far far away

You're such a bore
(You're such a bore)
Such a bore to me
You're such a bore
(You're such a bore)
Such a bore to me

Take that toaster in the tub fry your brains
(Fry that brain)
That car in the garage
Make sure to close those doors

You're such a bore
(You're such a bore)
Such a bore to me
You're such a bore
(You're such a bore)
Such a bore to me

Khakis and crewcuts fools and tool
Conservative and calm (na, na, na, na na na)
Khakis and crewcuts fools and tool
Conservative and calm (na, na, na, na na na)

[some talking]

You're such a bore
(You're such a bore)
Such a bore to me
You're such a bore
(You're such a bore)
Such a bore to me

You're such a bore
You're such a bore
You're such a bore
You're such a bore
You're such a bore
You're such a bore
Such a bore to me
You're such a fuckin' bore