[Intro]
I'M WATCHING THIS DUDE ON THE GOOGLE MEET
HE'S CHUGGING PROTEIN SHAKES LIKE IT'S A TREAT
HE'S A BIG FAT CLOWN THINKING HE'S ELITE
BUT HE'S JUST A FAKE TRYING TO COMPETE
[Chorus]
I'M SIGNING CHICKEN SHOPS GETTING PAID IN STACKS
CHRISTIAN, CARL & MAX THEY GOT MY BACK
WE GOT A MANAGER, MARVIN IS HIS NAME
HE IS THE MAN WITH THE MASTER PLAN
I'M SIGNING CHICKEN SHOPS GETTING PAID IN STACKS
CHRISTIAN, CARL & MAX THEY GOT MY BACK
WE GOT A MANAGER, MARVIN IS HIS NAME
HE IS THE MAN WITH THE MASTER PLAN
[Verse 1] (Don Dini)
SOME ARE PUT ON PIP
OTHERS VACATIONIN' TAKIN' A SIP
GOING TO ITALY ON A TRIP
YOU SEE IN THE SEA I'LL DIP
I'LL TAKE THE AIRPLANE NOT THE SHIP
WORK HARD TO BE A V.I.P, DON'T FLIP
I'M THE O.G. WHO HUSTLES LIKE NIP
I'LL GIVE YOU A TIP, DON'T TRIP
FOR THE SMART BUTTON HERE'S A SNIP
YOUR GIRL IS YOURS WITHOUT THE Y
STOP BEING SIMPS
SHE HAS A WORK HUSBAND
ENJOYING KISSES ON THE LIPS
ENOUGH OF MY TIPS
YOU GUYS ARE WIMPS
SHE MAKES MORE MONEY
THAN YOU SO ZIP IT
DON'T BE TRIPPIN'
DON'T BE A 2ND OPTION
LIKE SCOTTIE PIPPEN
DOMINATING LIKE MARVIN
DON'T BE MY ENEMY
YOU'LL BE STARVIN'
SIMPLY THE BEST LIKE NIKKI
NOT EVERYONE CAN DO BUSINESS WITH ME I'M PICKY
EVERYONE SAYS THEY WORK 24/7
BUT JUST LIKE MY BIRTHDATE I DO 25/8
[Verse 2] (Jonathan)
HE SAYS WE'RE CRINGE
BUT I'M CASHING IN DEALS
WHILE HE'S EATING S***
I'M STACKING UP MY MEALS
I'M THE KING OF CHICKEN SHOPS
NO ONE COMES CLOSE
200% TO GOAL
THAT'S HOW I DO THE MOST
OLI LEFT THE SQUAD
NOW WE'RE MISSING A PIECE
BUT WITH ERIC AND TOM
WE WON'T MISS A BEAT BRUH
I'M ON A MISSION
GOTTA GET TO THE TOP
VERTICAL SHOPS GOTTA
MAKE 'EM ALL DROP
I'M THE KING OF THE GAME
CALL ME LEBRON
CHASING THE SALES
GOTTA HIT MY GOAL
[Dialogue]
Hey, what is this 4% processing fee?
Oh, that? Uhm... Just sign it, I'll let you know after
Ok... Uh, review & accept. Done
Oh nice! Alright man, I'll ship you the tablet within 24 hours. Bye
Hey WAIT...
[Chorus]
I'M SIGNING CHICKEN SHOPS GETTING PAID IN STACKS
CHRISTIAN, CARL & MAX THEY GOT MY BACK
WE GOT A MANAGER, MARVIN IS HIS NAME
HE IS THE MAN WITH THE MASTER PLAN
I'M SIGNING CHICKEN SHOPS GETTING PAID IN STACKS
CHRISTIAN, CARL & MAX THEY GOT MY BACK
WE GOT A MANAGER, MARVIN IS HIS NAME
HE IS THE MAN WITH THE MASTER PLAN
[Verse 3] (Don Dini)
THE WAY I PAVE LIKE BENNY AND DAVE
YOU BETTER BEHAVE
NOBODY CAN OUTWORK ME MATE
I'M IN THE BEST MENTAL STATE
EVEN WITH JUST A KING
FOR ME YOU'LL STALEMATE
BUT WHENEVER I DROP 60 ON 'EM
THEY SAY YO DON ATE
I'M A HUSTLER WHO
GOES TO UNIVERSITY
CALL IT HUSTLER'S UNIVERSITY
I'M RISING HIGHER
RIDING THE WAVE
LIKE DE GEA THE MONEY I SAVE
IS IN A SAFE SAFE
YOU'RE IMPORTANT TO ME
LIKE THE IRIS IS TO THE EYE
I GOT A VISION YOU CAN'T DENY
I SEE THE WORLD THROUGH
A DIFFERENT LENS
MY RHYMES BLEND
TWIST AND TRANSCEND
DUNKING AND POSTERIZING
GOT THESE NEW VERTICALS
CLIMBING THE LADDER JUMPING
OVER ALL THESE HURDLES
[Verse 4] (Jonathan)
UNTIL THEY SIGN IT'S ALL JUST TALK
BUT WHEN THEY DO IT'S TIME TO WALK
WE BREAK IT DOWN CLAUSE BY CLAUSE
SO RAISE A GLASS, TOAST TO SUCCESS
MULTIPLE LOCATIONS I PASSED THE TEST
SIGNING CONTRACTS, CLOSING DEALS
WORKING HARD, MAKING MOVES
80 CALLS? SAY NO TO THAT
[Chorus]
I'M SIGNING CHICKEN SHOPS GETTING PAID IN STACKS
CHRISTIAN, CARL & MAX THEY GOT MY BACK
WE GOT A MANAGER, MARVIN IS HIS NAME
HE IS THE MAN WITH THE MASTER PLAN
I'M SIGNING CHICKEN SHOPS GETTING PAID IN STACKS
CHRISTIAN, CARL & MAX THEY GOT MY BACK
WE GOT A MANAGER, MARVIN IS HIS NAME
HE IS THE MAN WITH THE MASTER PLAN
Jonathan released New Verticals on Tue May 30 2023.