Spud Like Torso

Girls bloom faster then men for sure
Then lose that certain allure
With a bullseye painted upon their chest
Y’all keeping talking but give it a rest
When you hit 30 your time is up
I’ll take this opportunity to wish you good luck
And I’m working my ass off from 9-5
Now I’m self medicating with boxes of wine

One unwanted, two unwanted, three unwanted, four
Your the smart one who had to have more
Five tater, six tater, seven potater, nine
Your spud like torso has left you behind

To separate yourself I’ll pay the price a breast augmentation
I had to pay twice girls decline quicker that’s for sure
Two in the hands worth one in the sewer
When you hit 30 your time is up
I’ll take this opportunity to wish you good luck
And I’m working my ass off from 9-5
Now I’m self medicating with boxes of wine

One unwanted, two unwanted, three unwanted, four
Your the smart one who had to have more
Five tater, six tater, seven potater, nine
Your spud like torso has left you behind