In my head, i’m the coolest person ever

I'm a big big fan of distortion
Don’t need the whole truth, just a tiny portion
I got the POTS and PANS but not the ones for cooking
But I'll still reach the top, you'll be surprised ’cause you weren't looking like

In my head, I'm the coolest person ever
I had a girl ask me out and I told her "see you never"
You call me egotistical but that just makes my phone ring
And like it or not, I'm still the star of the function, like

Does it matter in the end at all
Block it out i can't withstand it all
Slippery slope 'cause I'm amphibious
I heard a rumor that you all think that I'm hideous

Play my tunes on the aux and crash the car
And I’ll punch you in the face if you pick up the guitar
Only show up to the party to be called a superstar
In a few months I’ll be 18, how did i get this far
No way, you think I didn't put the work in
One day, you’ll watch your whole world crash and burn
'Cause I'm clever like a fox and you're literally just a blister
Shout-out furries they’re so cool, I could never be my sister (Micah Callari)

In my head, I'm the coolest person ever
I had a girl ask me out and I told her "see you never"
You call me egotistical but that just makes my phone ring
And like it or not, I'm still the star of the function, like

Does it matter in the end at all
Block it out i can't withstand it all
Slippery slope 'cause I'm amphibious
I heard a rumor that you all think that I'm hideous

Brand new day but still the same routine
Different voices sound the same to me
My ego will be my undoing
I'm out of gas, so the engine keeps on sputtering

(Oh look)
(It's morning)