Mr. Fabulous

[Intro]
When rain go fall and water don't stop
Over yonder, lift up and drop
Well, easy mister Fabulous 'cause you're short and black
You is a hard nut to crack (Easy)

[Verse 1]
Mandeville, a deh so mister Fabulous live
Mandeville, a deh so mister Fabulous live
Him have him car and him stereo, him video and him big fridge
Fi we house, it no little, fi we house, Lord, it massive and big
Say, mi no live pon di flat, Jah man, mi say mi live upon di hill
Mi say, mi mother and mi father
Jah man, mi say dem dead-left a will
Mi say, dem left a fowl farm, pon it is a big windmill
She left six dozen chicken, forty five dil-dil
Any sound test Stereo Mars, Jah man, dem are go get themself kill

[Chorus]
Kingston, Jamaica - say, here mister Fabulous come
Kingston, Jamaica - say, here mister Fabulous come
Dem have some pretty little woman
And I really have fi get myself one

[Refrain]
Mi say mi cyaan take di plane, I'm gonna take di train
Cyaan take di train beca' mi have mi little Tomos
To drive, drive, drive, drive
I'll be standing on corner, smoking sinsemilla, really having fun
In a mi waist are mi .357 Magnum

[Verse 2]
Mandeville, a deh so mister Fabulous live
Him have him car and him stereo, him video and him big fridge
Fi we house, it no little, fi we house, Lord, it massive and big
Say, mi no live pon di flat, Jah man, mi say mi live upon di hill
Mi say, mi mother and mi father
Jah man, mi say dem dead-left a will
Mi say, dem left a fowl farm, pon it is a big windmill
She left six dozen chicken, forty five dil-dil
Any sound test Stereo Mars, Jah man, dem are go get themself kill

[Chorus]
Say, Kingston, Jamaica, say there mister Fabulous come
Dem have some pretty little woman
And I really have fi get myself one

[Refrain]
Mi say mi cyaan take di plane, I'm gonna take di train
Cyaan take di train beca' mi have mi little Tomos
To drive, drive, drive, drive-a
I'll be standing on corner, smoking sinsemilla, really having fun
In a mi waist are mi .357 Magnum

[Bridge]
So don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge
I'm trying my best, say, not to lose my head

[Outro]
For mi say, there's a problem I can fix
Say, fabulous Demus, him are super-mix
If your gal a give you trouble, you fi keep on bubble
And you don't make it trouble your brains
I'm gonna flush those trouble down di drain
Mandeville, a deh so mister Fabulous live