John Wayne Was a Nazi (More Dead Cops Version)

[Intro: Dave Dictor, John Wayne, and Robert Duvall]
Hey Big Duke Wayne. We heard ya'll was looking for us MDC boys. Now just what you fixin' to do?
I mean to kill you in one minute, or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience. Which'll it be?
I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man!

John Wayne was a Nazi
He liked to play SS
He had a picture of Adolf, the boy
Tucked in his cowboy vest
Well he would string up your mother
Well he would string up your pop
Sure he would march you up to the wall
Sure he would hang you by your last ball

[Chorus]
He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score
He was Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi

John Wayne slaughtered our Indian brothers
He burned their villages and raped their mothers
Now he has given them the white man's lord
Live by this, or die by my sword

[Chorus]

John Wayne killed a lot of gooks in the war
We don't give a hump about John Wayne anymore
We know his tale of blood and gore
Just another pawn for the capitalist whore

[Chorus]

John Wayne wore an army uniform
Didn't like us reds and fags that didn't conform
Well John, we ain't go no regrets
As long as you died a long and painful death

You were a Nazi
Not anymore
You were a Nazi
Life evens the score
You were a Nazi
Not anymore
You were a Nazi

But now
You're dead, dead, dead