Petty

[Verse 1]
I wrote a song that's seven minutes long and it's about you
Changed some letters in your name so it's not all about you
When it's on the radio, just know that it's about you
I accidentally took some sewing scissors to your t-shirt
I cut my broken heart right off the middle of your t-shirt
Took it to goodwill, if you still want your t-shirt

[Pre-Chorus]
Maybe I'm stupid for stooping so low
Inconsequential or irrational
Know I should care but I really don't care
At least you can't say that I'm not self-aware

[Refrain]
I'm petty, petty
It's kinda working for me
It's kinda working for me
Petty, petty
Lack of maturity
Maybe you've heard of me

[Chorus]
Talking 'bout you in your favorite bar
Looking pretty on your best friend's arm
Now we're driving home, so we can be alone
And the lights are low, just so you know I'm petty

[Verse 2]
I lost a little weight, chopped off some bangs and I went blonder
Saw you at a party and you stared a little longer
Acting like you want me back, I'm a goner

[Refrain]
I'm petty, petty
It's kinda working for me
It's kinda working for me
Petty, petty
Lack of maturity
Maybe you've heard of me

[Chorus]
Talking 'bout you in your favorite bar
Looking pretty on your best friend's arm
Now we're driving home, so we can be alone
And the lights are low, just so you know I'm petty

[Post-Chorus]
Just so you know I'm petty

[Bridge]
(Ooh ooh) No shame in my game
(Ooh ooh) 'Cause boy we're the same
(Ooh ooh) No shame in my game
(Ooh ooh) 'Cause boy we're the same

[Refrain]
I'm petty, petty
It's kinda working for me
It's kinda working for me
Petty, petty
Lack of maturity
Maybe you've heard of me

[Chorus]
Talking 'bout you in your favorite bar
Looking pretty on your best friend's arm
Now we're driving home, so we can be alone
And the lights are low, just so you know I'm petty