Redneck Friend

[Verse 1]
Pretty little one
How has it all begun?
They're teaching you how to walk
But you're already on the run
Little one
Well, what you gonna do?
Little one
Honey‚ it's all up to you

[Verse 2]
Now your daddy's in the den
He's shootin' up the evening news
And Mama's with a friend
Lately she's been so confused
Little one
Come on and take my hand
I may not have the answer
But I believe I got a plan

[Chorus 1]
Honey‚ you shake and I'll rattle
And we'll roll on down the line
And see if we can't get in touch
With a very close friend of mine
But let me clue you in
It ain't like him to argue or pretend
Honey‚ let me introduce you to my redneck friend

[Verse 3]
Well they've got a little list of all the things
Of which they don't approve
They've got to keep their eyes on you
Or you might make your move
Little one
I really wish you would
Little one
I think the damage would do you good

[Chorus 2]
Honey, you shake and I'll rattle
And we'll roll on down the line
We're gonna forget all about the battle
It's gonna feel so fine
'Cause he's the missing link
The kitchen sink
Eleven on a scale of ten
Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend

[Chorus 3]
Honey‚ you shake and I'll rattle
And we'll roll on down the line
I'm gonna try to swing you up into my saddle
We're gonna run but you'll think we're flyin'
Honey, don't just stand there
Lookin' like this dream will never end
Honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend
Honey‚ let me introduce you to my redneck friend