[Verse One]
Release my tape for free because these tracks would not be fair to sell
Hottest rapper north of the 26th parallel
I'm no stranger to the struggle, know it very well
Cinderella story, not a fairy tale
Static Age, headphones, walk with an attitude
Five album mortgage for my place on Dope Avenue
Can't wait to hear 'em say, "we're so proud of you"
Million dollar smile because my face is so valuable
I pay attention to my outfit like I'm the next Capone
Bite is bigger than my bark and I'm the best in show
I have better form than anyone on message boards
Everyone wants to be right; I wanna be left alone
I'm landing on top like hospitals
I need a break 'cause I'm on a roll
I'm living sex, drugs, and honour roll
And I'm so passionate I got it wrote across my toes
[Verse Two]
Funny dude whose jokes have got four thousand one hundred views
Running feuds everywhere between
The Don and Humberview
Been around to see more failures than summer school
I am number one and my pencil's number two
I'm leaving haters behind like they were fingerprints
Parted more pink lips than menthol cigarettes
Wearing Opening Ceremony 'cause I'm a big event
And always stay hungry like I haven't eaten dinner yet
How can I be both a god and an atheist?
Motherfuckers call me world peace because they prayed for this
Might as well be a star; all my tweets are your favourites
My toilet holds a royal flush every time I take a shit
Wack's not an accident if it happens twice
I'm not your average guy—check my at-replies
Took all your bad advice and I am still a thief
Nickname "Global Warming"—everybody's feeling me