Mister Nice Guy

Mister Nice Guy, yeah last to be thought about
First one she's turning down, Guess I'm the odd man out
Mister Nice Guy, tired of coming in last
Maybe I'll be better off just chasing the, a...a...a (repeat)
Well, I took this chick that was lovely
Out for lobster and bubbly - I thought that I was all in
I thought this girl was thinkin' of me
But when we out for dinner, she brought all of her friends...
Wow, now everyone's playin' dumb
Like, when the bill comes, they be all like "Um!"
I'm out here lookin' for a real deal
But these chicks right here lookin' for a free meal
Mister Nice Guy, yeah last to be thought about
First one she's turning down, Guess I'm the odd man out
Mister Nice Guy, tired of coming in last
Maybe I'll be better off just chasing the, a...a...a (repeat)
I really want you to be wifey
I can be Bill Cosby, you Phylicia Rashaad..
Yeah, but she prefer Ike and Tina
I mean, last dude I seen you with? Come on, he's a dog..
Man, am I just too old fashioned?
I'm talkin' bout passion, love everlasting (I'm askin'?)
If I was a jerk would I be rewarded?
Because it seems the nice guy just seems so brokenhearted
Mister Nice Guy, yeah last to be thought about
First one she's turning down, Guess I'm the odd man out
Mister Nice Guy, tired of coming in last
Maybe I'll be better off just chasing the, a...a...a (repeat)
Maybe I shouldn't listen
Maybe not pay attention
Not look her in the eye when she's speaking her mind?
Not remember my temper
Or never compliment her
Or never call her back
And be late all the time
Nah, I need to just keep on lookin'
A nice girl is hard to find yeah
But when I find her love, I sure will give her mine
(But till then)
Mister Nice Guy, yeah last to be thought about
First one she's turning down....