If She Ain’t 280 She Ain’t a Lady

[Intro]
Let me tell you something right now
If you have Popeyes today, I'ma say, "Fuck you"
And, I say that with the utmost respect
Every motherfuckin'—
I ain't fuckin' with that
Shut the fuck up, I ain't ask you to fuck with it, bitch
My motherfucking response, not—

[Verse]
Woke up naked, and the view from her window was amazing
Condom still on, tryna remember basics
If I go to hell I’ll see you there
Don’t feed the bears, so tough that they ain’t do much
PBR next to my toothbrush, I’m boo’d up
I’m doin' lines on a school bus, it was too much
Puked my brains out before two somethin', but that just made the shrooms worse
So now I’m trippin', had to go before they stall my business
Dial-in make sure the callers listen, this all divisions
They said weed was the gateway, still hiring them underpaid slaves
That’s just the safe space, cruise slow while the bass play
Melanin poppin’ ‘cause I hate shade, was coolin’ with Open Mike Eagle before he killed the stage
Bustin' plays need substance, don’t bring me nothing fake
Some shit jumped off in the party, I’m throwing up the rakes
We took the cake and ate the whole pie, know shooters from both sides
She on my dick because my polo shit was so fly
(Bitch)

[Chorus]
Shorten my days if you don’t like my ways (Bitch)
Shorten my days if you don’t like my ways (Bitch)
Shorten my days if you don’t like my ways (Bitch)
If you don’t like my ways (Bitch)
Shorten my days if you don’t like my ways (Bitch)
Shorten my days if you don’t like my ways (Bitch)
Shorten my days if you don’t like my ways (Bitch)
If you don’t like my ways (Bitch)