How to troll(ge) your best friend

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[Trollge]
Ah, this is such a beautiful day outside! I feel so good when I breathe the street air! It's so good to see the people pa-

[Derp passes by.]

[Trollge]
...passing.

[The scene zooms in on Trollge.]

[Trollge]
Ho ho ho...this looks like...
...a trolling time!
"How to troll(ge) your best friend"
Step one:
follow him.
Step two:
wait the moment.
Step three:

[Derp finishes throwing garbage in the dumpster. After one of the doors close, Trollge knocks Derp out. He awakes strapped to a chair in a strange room.]

[Derp]
What hell is happening?! (What the hell is happening?!)

[Trollge appears in the room.]

[Derp]
Who are you?!

[Trollge]
y̴̹̫̼̲͖̗̽͛̋͗͛̈́̑͌͆͑̽͒̆̉͜ǫ̸̯͎̖̹̯̗͍̳̙̰͖͈͉̝͎͑̓̿͆̈́͛͂͛́̎͑̚u̵̢͖͇̩̪̠͔͙̘̾̀͛̒͂̾̉̄̂͗̾͋̀͘̕̕̕ṟ̶͙̥̭̼͉̆͂͛̓͗͌̄̃͊̿͌́ ̸̱͚̤̮͆́̂͗̓̕͘͠b̵̡̢̠̭͙̭͉̼̪̫͔̺̝͙̋̓̐͑͊͐̾̋͋̋̍͂͛̏̍͘͠͝͝ͅe̵̢̢̤͈̝͇͈̝̦̥̹̪̹͉̩̝͉͙̮̿̍̋̉̌͜ṡ̵̨̩̘͚̺̼̤̤͈̱͗͂̒͒̽͒͛͌̂̈́́̍̾̓̃̇͘̚t̴̰̪̰͓̝͔͍̼͎͖̳̫̫̏̈̇̋͘ ̶̧͖̱̭͎̗̙̗̞͓͎̫͖̹͚̥͙̗͂̈́̒̅́̀͆̓́̌̓͠f̴̧͉͔͓̜͈͕͎̬͍̰̭̙̗̰̺̤̫̜̌̓̍̋͒͛͋̔̄̔̍̀͌͑̈́͠r̵̡̺͔̞̼͓̜̍͂͑͒̒͒̉̂̆̽͒̔͘i̶̢̛̛̳̠̹̝̣͓͈̪̍̊̋̿̅̌̽̑̒͊̂̈́̚͠e̸̢͚̤̻̟̜̞͉̬̅̑̈̎̀̈́̌̚n̶̡̨̮̙͍͎͖̥̺̰͉͓̱͚̮̘͇̤̰͂͋̋ͅḑ̸̨̢͎̬͎̪̲̥̙̜̬̤̻̭͔͇͓̯̔͊̃͜ (your best friend)

[Derp]
I don't know you!

[Trollge]
b̵͔̫̭͉͊̕u̸͙̣͇̤̪͕̹͇̝͎̰̰̜̲̫̜͇̮̣̍́̅̓͌̇͗̾̔͋́̓͋̎̏̕t̷̨̨̗̯̪͍͚͍͔̥͙̱̩̣̹̺͚̄͆͂̀̓̏ ̶̯̯́̓͊͋̄̆̑͒̈́̚͝ì̷̞̪̬͖̟̹̩̙̟̹̯̜͑̒́͘͘ ̴̡̧̢̨͕̳̻̩͓̫̯̻͖̙͔̈̌͆̈͐͂̋̒̃͑͗́͒̅̕̕ͅk̵̛̻͎̖̤͉̺̫̤͔̗̠̰̯̳̇̔̂͐͆̊n̶͕̮̟̺̫͊͗̆͐ͅơ̸̛̛͈̮̱̲̯̝̏̈́͗̔̾̉́́͋̈͐̾̅̉́͘̚w̷͔̟̙̝͈̮̳̗̮͍̱͎̙̯͒̋̆̍̕̚ͅ ̷̡̙̗͍̩̆̍́̐͊̏̾̋̃͐́̊̓̚̕͝͝͝ÿ̷̧̞̫͇͚̥͔̞̖̩̲̟̤̲͕͔͎̜́̀̾̓́ỏ̸̢̧̪͙͓̣̭̝̩͓̹̜̀̈́̐̊̐͒ṷ̴̧͖͋́͗̔̀̅̕͠ (but i know you)

[Trollge walks towards Derp.]

[Trollge]
h̷̨̨̭̗̥̟̹̀̾̌͌͊̌́̆̇͐̋͑͐͒͌͗̏̈́̇e̷̛̠̤̘̹͖̙̙͕͚̤̿̂͊͒̓̐̊͜ͅl̶̙̱̯͈̖͗͆̐͋̅̅͋̿̔̕l̷͉̣̼͖̫̣͖̮̯̥͂̓͠ͅȍ̵͍̯̞̞̲̭̽͌͗͝͝ͅ,̶̛̫̟͔͈̉̎͠ ̷̡͖͚̰͇̈́̈́̀̀̅̚͘͝ḑ̴̨̲̣̖̹͖̝͉̦̣͖͕̟̹̋̌̈̈́̄̈́̽̿̒̚͜͝ě̷̜̞̖̰͎̣͈̮͚͙̥͓̻͉̬̫̳̺̗̈́͆̏̒͋͝ͅṛ̷̢̠̗͙̗͖͎͎͈̖͋̔̏̀̔̾͂͛͋̾̈̈́͛͂͊̀͘̚̚p̶̨̝̻̣̖̠̮͚̖̩̱̬̓̽̂̍̈́͆͒̀̓̈́͌̚͘̚͝ (hello, derp)

[Derp]
...oh...

[Trollge slightly chuckles.]

[Trollge]
why you makе that scared face? (why do you make that scarеd face?)
come on derp, it's simple
you just need

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[The camera zooms in on Derp, who is visibly getting angrier.]

[Derp]
STOP. STOP TALKING ALL THAT SHIT.
Smile?! Best friend?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I NEVER SEE YOU IN MY-

[Trollge shushes Derp.]

[Trollge]
to make you smile i will need drastic measures

[Trollge pushes in a TV. Derp looks at it.]

[Derp]
What hell is this?! (What the hell is this?!)

[Trollge]
the unique method to becoming truly happy
and now, let's start

[Distorted music plays while Trollge overlooks Derp.]

[Derp]
What the hell is happening?! What are these voices?!

[Trollge]
what do the voices say, derp?

[Derp]
They say to...
...to smile...

[Trollge]
yes...smile derp...you just need...
s m i l e

[The camera zooms out of Derp.]

[The scene cuts to a picture of Derp with Derpina.]

[Trollge]
you're the next, my dear princess (you're next, my dear princess)