[Verse 1]
Friday night, about 1 AM
Oh, here we go again
You're wonderin’ what's new
And you're wonderin’ what I'm doin'
And I'm wonderin' why I even picked up
When you gonna get it through your head?
Give it up and put this to bed
Don't wanna try again
Don't wanna be friends
Let me say it so you understand
[Chorus]
If you were a truck, I'd let you rust
If you were a shoe, I’d step in mud
If you were a rose, I’d let you die
If you were a clock, I'm killin’ time
If you were a house, I'd burn it down
If you were a beer, I'd pour you out
If you were a mirror, I'd break the glass
If you were a fish, I’d throw you back
[Verse 2]
I don't wanna know how you been
Or hear about your mom and them
I'm tryin' to paint a picture
Boy, you ain't a keeper
I don't know why it don't make sense
[Chorus]
If you were a truck, I'd let you rust
If you were a shoe, I'd step in mud
If you were a rose, I'd let you die
If you were a clock, I'm killin' time
If you were a house, I'd burn it down
If you were a beer, I'd pour you out
If you were a mirror, I'd break the glass
If you were a fish, I'd throw you back
[Bridge]
To the river, to the lake
Cut a line, leave you lyin' on the bank
Boy, I could do this all day
And never run out of ways to say
If you were lost, I'd hide the map
If you were gas, I'd light the match
And, boy, if you were cash
You'd get some real payback
[Chorus]
If you were a truck, I'd let you rust
If you were a shoe, I'd step in mud
If you were a rose, I'd let you die
If you were a clock, I'm killin' time
If you were a house, I'd burn it down
If you were a beer, I'd pour you out
If you were a mirror, I'd break the glass
If you were a fish, I'd throw you back
[Outro]
I'd throw you back
I'd throw you back
Throw you back