How to Catch a Man

Now, when a handsome feller smiles at you
What harm can a little flirtin’ do?
And if he steals a kiss, now don’t get sore
Remember, you’ve got plenty more!

How to catch a man
How to catch a man
Girls are always askin’ me, “How do you catch a man?”
Catch him while you can
With the Minnie Pearl plan
Here’s a little tip on how to catch a man

Hog-tie him!

Tell him this and keep a straight face, hon
Tell him two can live as cheap as one!
Promise him anything, and you will find
That after you are married, you can change your mind!

How to catch a man
How to catch a man
Girls are always askin’ me, “How do you catch a man?”
Catch him while you can
With the Minnie Pearl plan
Here’s a little tip on how to catch a man

Get a Bear trap!