Well Known Ass Hole

(Intro) [From Spaceballs]
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He’s an asshole sir
Dark Helmet: I know that! What’s his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He’s an asshole too sir. Gunner’s mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship, anyhow?
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I’m surrounded by assholes!

(Chorus) x2
Well known asshole
That's what they know me as
A well known asshole
Everybody call me that

[Verse 1]
I got a knot in my pocket and I'm headed to the strip
The cops looking at me like I'm bout to sell a brick
An obnoxious prick
I'm impossible to fix
My capital was thick so they hopping on my dick
See, there's levels to this shit
I'm stepping in the mix
I'm too hot
I even got the devil getting sick
See my clique's phenomenal
They always getting hit
With lawsuits because somebody tried to run their lips
Got a bitch that got a bitch
They're rich off of counterfeit
Dollars they invented inside their establishment
Holler if you need me
I got all the weed and
Coke and alcohol you need
See, I'm greedy
I'm eating at the table alone
I ain't feeding
Nobody that didn't help me bring it through the door
In case you didn't know
I'm just an asshole
An OG that paved the way for all you hoes
I'm a-

(Broken Chorus)
Well known asshole
That's what they know me-

[Verse 2]
I never bust a sweat
I love hugging techs (why)
My chick broke up with me
I'm fucking up her legs
I'll shit in your breakfast if you ever disrespect
The type that'll leave your momma seven different texts
Send her a picture while I'm sipping on the sto-ries
Lol--and my dick as an emoji
See them utter "low key"
Won't nobody hold me
Come over to your home at 4:10 in the morning (Ding)
Standing at the door in a bath robe and [?]
Yelling at your hoe in the bed room (I'm horny)
Yeah, I like to party--especially in my underwear
Leave it to me--I'll get drunker than any nigga there
Swinging on the chandelier, Tear it off the ceiling
And leave the telling without paying incidental
I'm mentally challenged, chemical imbalance
My liver is shriveled, I need a physical analysis
A dirt bag
I'm the pinnacle of savage
Grabbing bitches by their ass to get them mad
It's the bad guy
Pissing you off is my talent
My heart's full malice and covered in callus
I'm a-

(Chorus) x2

[Verse 3]
(You are an asshole, man)
Add it to the liquor store to cop me a 40
Went into the freezer, took it out, then I poured it
In a cup and drank it, didn't even pay him
And walked right out with a Franklin in my hand
I don't give a damn
I'm the man and they know that
Knock on a cop's window, offer him a doughnut
I'm the type of nigga that shows up at a hoe's cut
After we fuck, I throw up on her sofa
Soaked in the mimosa
Go to her bedroom and grope
All over her room late when I'm sober
I'm out of control
I'm nowhere in the solar system
My mind is beyond your existence
Hopeless!
Penny with a hole in it, focused
On the wrong shit, annoying on purpose
Irritating, Urking
I'm ill enough to burp in the first lady's face
And slap her ass when I'm smirking

(Chorus) x2

(Fuck you asshole) x5