She Works Out Too Much (Matthew Dear Remix)

[Robotic voice #1]
Hi Andrew and Ben. This is Matthew Dear
Hi Matthew
I want to remix your album
OK, go ahead

[Robotic voice #2]
Pause for response

I said, are you ready, to, continue, having a good time?
Pause for response

Excellent. I was hoping you would say that

[Robotic voice #1]
Seriously, can you imagine where this intro would be if you had answered otherwise?

[Robotic voice #2]
While I may sound present, I am in fact not. I am not here. I am a distant glitch, in a browser. Just a bunch of zeroes and ones

[Robotic voice #1]
Wow. Pause for sadness

This introduction has gone completely sideways. I guess I will let you get back to the dancing

[Robotic voice #2]
Prepare to hear some really really really really really really really really really really really really good music. And remember, as always, no photos, dancing, requests, autographs, dancing, requests, trainspotting, talking, laughing, coughing, sneezing, excessive looking, [Extremely loud noise]-ing, proliferating, chafing, incubating, meditating, commentating...

[Robotic voice #1]
Wager waging at. [?] Ooh, clapping. Okay, awesome. Here we go

[Woman's Voice]
Get ready to have some fun!
Alright, here we go!
Five, four, three, two, and one
Are you ready to work out?

[Verse 1]
Don't take it the wrong way
I can never keep up
Sick of liking your selfies
Should've gone with my gut
Maybe I'm in a movie
Maybe I'm out to lunch
But I'm constantly swiping it and tapping
It's never relaxing, I need a new routine

[Chorus]
(He's trying)
(She works out too much)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out
(He's trying)
(She works out too much)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out enough
(He's trying)

[Woman's Voice]
Let's move on to the next step

[Robotic voice #2]
No, I do not want to work out. Really, you are working out a lot. More than anyone I know. This probably isn't going to work out
You work out, too much

[Verse 2]
Welcome to the shitshow
Grab a comfortable seat
Find me in the front row
Facing the music, anyone can see

[Chorus]
(He's trying)
(She works out too much)
(She works out too much I know)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out

[Robotic little girl voice]
Hi Andrew and Ben. This is Matthew Dear

[Robotic woman voice]
Hi Matthew

[Robotic little girl voice]
I want to remix your album

[Robotic woman voice]
OK, go ahead