Out Come the Freaks

Little Micheal on his motorcycle
Leather pants and a leather brain
And he 'ain't never been the same since Vietnam

He keeps His heart in side his vest
And his eyes inside his shoes, he doesn't ever want to loose them in the fight
He says you never know what might go down tonight

Woodwork squeaks, out come the freaks oh yeah
Woodwork squeaks, out come the freaks oh yeah

In her apartment was a plastic alter
She'd light a candle when her courage faltered;
Some times the world got a little hard to bare

It wasn't easy living in the city, she wasn't clever and she was not pretty
She chanted in the night but no one cared

Woodwork squeaks, out come the freaks oh yeah
Woodwork squeaks, out come the freaks

Freddie's wife became a topless dancer
At bondage parties with a Turkish bouncer, she's really fitted, the police have got her car

She tried to set off an antique shotgun, she says she knows crazy man who owns one
Her parents said your not out daughter your a whore and it's over and you don't live here any more

Woodwork squeaks, out come the freaks oh yeah
Woodwork squeaks, out come the freaks

Eddie Hammond used a tape recorder when he had one of his girl friends over. He said he didn't want to miss a single scream
His friends all laughed when he played it later, you have to wonder, did he really hate her?
Girls always made him nervous that's to blame. And making live is just a crazy game

And woodwork squeaks, out come the freaks oh yeah
When woodwork squeaks, out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks, out come the freaks
Woodwork squeaks, out come the freaks, oh yeah