Opening Number

I love to screw with you
Anywhere at all
My poo-poo loves you
Every time we ball
In the bedroom or the kitchen
In the bathtub or the hall
Grab my ass, step on the gas
Screw me to the wall!

Screw, screw, everybody loves to screw
Screw you if you don't like to do it too
Everybody's got his only hard-on
In your heart, you know it's true
We're horny as hell, brother can't you tell?
We've got a hard-on for you

Screw, screw, everybody loves to scrеw
Screw you if you don't like to do it too
Everybody wants to gеt his rocks off
Everybody wants to cum
And if you haven't had yours today
You better go out and get yourself some

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Screw, screw, everybody loves to screw
Screw you if you don't like to do it too
Everybody wants his piece of nookie
Everyone's a wee bit crude
Everybody wants to pop his cookie
And no one ever wants to get screwed

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Screw, screw, everybody loves to screw
Screw you if you don't like to do it too
No one ever likes to talk about it
Everyone would be in shock
But we think it's time to liberate your genitalia
Let's hear it for pussy and cock!