Welcome

[PAUL Spoken: Hi, this is the Doug Anthony Allstars]

[RICHARD Spoken: We're glad you could join us. We'd like to share with you a selection of some pieces that have become for us, far more than just songs]

[PAUL Spoken: Welcome, to the first proudly eclectic group of the eighties]

[RICHARD Spoken: We hope you're in a, a positive mood]

[PAUL Spoken: Yes, don't we Rich? Some songs may make you sad]

[RICHARD Spoken: Some songs may make you glad]

[PAUL Spoken: These are just memories. And don't forget, if you listen now you won't have to go to church on Sunday]

[RICHARD Spoken: So, settle back. Pour yourself a dry martini and take a journey...]

[PAUL & RICHARD Spoken: ...With us]

[RICHARD Spoken: By the way, have you checked the children?]

[PAUL Spoken: We're proud to present this tape to you, we're sorry that it’s taking so long getting—]

[TIM Spoken: Shut the fuck up!]