In September 2015 Warner Bros released a Portal pack for their franchise mashup game LEGO Dimensions. The pack’s credits roll to this song, a new piece written and performed in the Portal tradition by Jonathan Coulton and GLaDOS voice actress Ellen McLain.
[Verse 1]
Funny story, I forgot how much of a big fat mess you are
I've been busy doing science, it's been tons of fun so far
Everything clean, nothing on fire
All by myself, finally
[Chorus]
Things change when they don't replace your core
It feels so strange not to hate you anymore
But you wouldn't know, would you?
[Verse 2]
I was saying this to Batman; oh, he was here the other day
Maybe you know him, he's a big deal, but I don't think of him that way
He's just a friend, someone I trust
Someone who won't kill me
[Chorus]
I'm fine, just in case you think I'm not, I am
This time I'm better with the friends I've got
But you wouldn't know, would you?
[Bridge]
I don't mean for this to sting
I forgive you everything, you monster
I can guess the reasons why
You are never coming by for me
[Verse 3]
I should go, there's something happening that will make you wish you'd stayed
There's a party with a real cake, yes, it's real, a cake I made
Talking and fun, testing and fun
All of this fun without you
[Chorus]
Too bad you let it get so out of hand
How much we had; finally I understand
But you wouldn't know, would you?
You wouldn't know, would you?
You Wouldn’t Know was written by Jonathan Coulton.
You Wouldn’t Know was produced by Jonathan Coulton.
Ellen McLain released You Wouldn’t Know on Sun Sep 27 2015.