Le Sheik Rhat

[Verse 1]
Rowdy little ruffian
Goin' out just looking for a scuff 'o win
He finds it, oh he’ll be dapper
Fisticuffs in the tavern

[Refrain]
Was he raised by wolves?
You’ll have to ask him

[Verse 2]
Intolerable crooked kid
Kicking rocks, in his pocket is a half o' lid
He’s got a flask full of that firewater
Drunken, cocky, sly saunter

[Refrain]
Was he raised by wolves?
You’ll have to ask him

[Chorus 1]
Rudy, don’t do it
Why would you take that risk? You know it just ain’t worth it
Rudy, it’s never too late
You gotta straighten out, but I still have my doubts that you will

[Verse 3]
Turbulent, young tough guy
With a toaster tied to his hip-side
He went out to rob the vault but in a foolish wink
He was snatched up by police and thrown inside the clink

[Refrain]
Was he raised by wolves?
You’ll have to ask him

[Interlude]

[Chorus 2]
Rudy, why did you do it?
You went and took that risk and found it wasn’t worth it
Rudy, now it’s too late
You should’ve straightened out, but I still had my doubts
Rudy, you were unruly
They threw the book at you after you spoiled the coup
Rudy, whoa it's too late
They’ll try to straighten you out, but I still have my doubts that you will
You never will, no-oh-oh-oh