Gourmet Race is a song in Kirby Super Star, along with Kirby Super star ultra, which plays while you do the sub-game within it, called Gourmet Race. In this, you race King Dedede doing several laps with food scattered all over (most of it floating). You have to collect this food before King Dedede c...
Announcer (Spoken):
Welcome, Dreamland sports fans! It's the moment you've all been waiting for; the final round of the GOURMET RACE! On the left, our twelve-time champion, his royal highness, KING DEDEDE!
King Dedede:
Heah heh heh! Bring in the applause! I SAID BRING IN THE APPLAUSE
Announcer:
On the Right... some pink kid that fell out of the sky yesterday
Kirby:
Puyo!
King Dedede:
HE's the other finalist? Hah! This'll be my easiest win yet!
Announcer:
Alright, racers! Take your places! Gentlemen, on your marks... get set, ready, GO!
King Dedede (Sung):
C'mon! Give up, punk!
I'm the best at eatin' junk!
Sure, kid, you've got spunk
But ya just can't beat this penguin hunk!
My gut's world renowned
Only a king can win this crown!
I'm a pro at chowin' down
Go on, get outta town!
Minions:
20 thousand
Forty thousand
Eighty thousand calories!
King Dedede:
This is barely even half a snack
You can't even eat THIS much, so kid, turn back!
Minions:
Cakes and Cookies
French Fries, Meats, Cheese
Soda, Melons, Sugar Peas!
King Dedede:
You don't deserve all these delicacies!
I'll just eat em all now, if ya please!
Announcer (spoken):
This is amazing, folks! Our king is neck-and-neck with the pink kid!
King Dedede:
HUH?! You're still goin'?!
Kirby:
Puyo!
King Dedede:
How's somethin' dat tiny eatin' so much? Argh... c'mon, gut... just a little more..
Kirby:
Puyo?
King Dedede:
I don't... want your pity! I can't lose! This race... is MIIIINE!
King Dedede (Singing again, but slowly):
I'm... Fine... At my best!
This last lap's the easiest!
One... more... melon left
Then I can take a rest...
Announcer (Spoken):
And the winner is... THE PINK KIIIID! What's your name, son?
Kirby:
Kirby!
King Dedede:
Ughh... I'm gonna get you... Kirby...