Lazy Ass Nigga

[Hook]
Lazy ass James / turn the tv off
Get your shoes on / spend time outdoors
Pick up the phone / call your friends up
Simon suggest / you give life a little touch
Lazy ass James / get out of bed
Dont go ignore / what simon just said
Tick tock, tick tock / time don't wait
Full throttle James / you already late

[Verse 1]
Chips on the Couch / cans of Coke
My remote control / is so close to explode
Order Pizza delivery / and tasty liquer
Ill be eating zipping zapping / to my belly gets bigga
Ketchup on the blause / left hand in the crutch
Fridge across the bed / I don't move a lot
Need silence please / when I'm watching telly
No time to shit / though it hurts in belly
Got plenty dirty dishes / no dirty bitches
So I let porn / take care of my inches
Al bundy type / just a bare resembling
Safer inside / why go out gambling
Yeah / im lazy ass nigga
No wonder why / I got a lazy ass figure
No wonder why / them bitches never give me digits
Hard to make a move / when you looking at a distance

[Hook]
Lazy ass James / turn the tv off
Get your shoes on / spend time outdoors
Pick up the phone / call your friends up
Simon suggest / you give life a little touch
Lazy ass James / get out of bed
Dont go ignore / what simon just said
Tick tock, tick tock / time don't wait
Full throttle James / you already late

[Verse 2]
After work / I surf the internet
Thats the quiktest road I know / to get intimate
And my dinners always / based on microwave
3 minutes clik finished/ that's what I call great
Some quick snails / must match my paste
Don't blame a nigga for liking / to keep things simple
No rush I'm tuned into / Rick Ross tempo
My entertainment / is my nintendo
Yep / my bed is my best friend
After West Wing / and Doug Heffernan
Like to lay there / sleep and do nothing
Excecpt dreamning about / how im out doing something
Lazyness is / so so comfy
Hope that my dreams / dont come back to haunt me
Look I dont mind / what Simon may claim
Simon never mention my real / fucking name

[Hook]
Lazy ass James / turn the tv off
Get your shoes on / spend time outdoors
Pick up the phone / call your friends up
Simon suggest / you give life a little touch
Lazy ass James / get out of bed
Dont go ignore / what simon just said
Tick tock, tick tock / time don't wait
Full throttle James / you already late

[Verse 3]
Fuck being fit / I don't need no six pack
My ecersise is / splitting my kit kats
Yall can go train / and make yoga apointments
Niggas, like me / cherish donut moments
Could have been the dude / that made Homer homerless
Responsibilty / still belongs to adultness
And I ain't even close / not half way there
Being grown takes an ass / that somehow care
Yeah / doing nada really brings me joy
You can always find my ass / on a lazy boy
Dont move alot / thanks to home installments
That makes a nigga move / more less important
Got every thing I need / packed in my apartment
So I dont need to leave / when I'm faced with problems
Probly wondering / why I rap like this
Ohh im to tired / to explain that shit

[Hook]
Lazy ass James / turn the tv off
Get your shoes on / spend time outdoors
Pick up the phone / call your friends up
Simon suggest / you give life a little touch
Lazy ass James / get out of bed
Dont go ignore / what simon just said
Tick tock, tick tock / time don't wait
Full throttle James / you already late