Abandonitis

Got abandonitis deep down inside us
And it won't go away [Abandonitis!]
Got abandonitis deep down inside us
And it won't go away [Abandonitis!]
You can whine and moan about being alone
But abandonitis is here to stay

You might get sick as a child and run crazy and wild
And feels secretly bad every day [Abandonitis!]
You might get sick as a child and run crazy and wild
And feels secretly bad every day [Abandonitis!]
You'd better take it in stride because you just can't hide
From abandonitis when it comes your way

Your baby sister's in jail, your brother's a punk
Your folks are both dead... maybe just drunk
You feel all alone, so sorry for yourself
You stand in line like everybody else
Abaondonitis, uh!

It's like a logical stage, you try to engage
There ain't no friends on your Facebook page
You might get a divorce, remarry of course
It's the same old trap, scream yourself hoarse
Abandonitis!

It's abandonitis, not appendicitis
And the doctor can't cut it away [Cut it away]
It's abandonitis, not appendicitis
And the doctor can't cut it away [Cut it away]
You can't operate on your own fate
Abandonitis don't cut it that way

It's just abandonitis deep down inside us
And it won't go away [Abandonitis!]
Ol' abandonitis deep down inside us
And it won't go away [Abandonitis!]
You can whine and moan about being alone
But abandonitis is here to stay

[Abandonitis!]
[Abandonitis!]
[Abandonitis!]