Haunted House

[Verse 1]
I just moved in my new house today
Movin' was hard but I got squared away
Bells started ringin' and chains rattled loud
I knew I'd moved in a haunted house

[Verse 2]
Still, I made up in my mind to stay
Nothin' was a-gonna drive me away
When I seen somethin' that give me the creep
Had one big eye and a-two big feet

[Verse 3]
I stood right still, and I did the freeze
He did the stroll right up to me
Made a noise with his feet that sound like a drum
(Say, you'll be here when the mornin' come?)

[Verse 4]
Say yes, I'll be here when the mornin' come
I'll be right here, and I ain't gonna run
I bought this house, now you know I am boss
Ain't no haint gonna run me off

[Verse 5]
In my kitchen my stove was a-blazin' hot
The coffee was a-boilin' in the pot
The grease had melted in my hand
I had a hunk of meat in my hand

[Verse 6]
From out of space there sat a man
On a hot stove with the pots and pans
"Say, that's hot" I began to shout
He drank a hot coffee right from the spout

[Verse 7]
He ate the raw meat right from my hand
Drank a hot grease from the fryin' pan
He said to me "Now, you better run"
(And don't be here when the mornin' come)

[Outro]
Say yes, I'll be here when the mornin' come
I'll be right here, and I ain't gonna run
I bought this house, now you know I am boss