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Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me [Joe’s Menage]
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Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me [Joe's Menage] by Frank Zappa
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FZ: Now this is a new song—you haven't heard this one before. The name of this tune is, "Honey, Don't You Want A Man Like Me?" One, two, three, four . .
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
He was the Playboy Type (he smoked a pipe)
His fav'rite phrase was "OUTA-SITE!"
He had an Irish Setter
(Hrtch-a-pltch
Hrtch-a-pltch
Hrtch-a-pltch)
It was a singles bar, a Tuesday night
The moon was dim, the band was tight
They did the Bump together
What a splendid sight
Her teeth were white
The drinks were cheap (it was Ladies Nite)
He was glad that he met her
She was an office girl ("My name is Betty")
Her fav'rite group was HELEN REDDY
(They discussed the weather)
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Man!
She was a lonely sort, a little too short
Her jokes were dumb and her fav'rite sport
Was hockey (in the winter)
( . . . Yeah . . . damn it!)
He was duly impressed and was quick to suggest
Any sport with a PUCK had to be 'bout the best
As he jabbed his elbow in her
Later on they went off to where the music was soft
The candles were drippy, they saw a REAL HIPPY
Who delivered their dinner
The rice was brown, and soon they found
That the crowd around that had jammed the room
Well it seemed to be getting thinner
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Man!
He took her home to a motor court
She wouldn't kiss him, he tried to ignore it
But it made him angry!
He called her a slut
A pig
And a whore
A bitch
And a cunt
And she slammed the door
In a petulant frenzy!
On the sofa she weeps
She weeps and she weeps
She weeps and she peeps
Through the curtain
He just got in his car
But the battery's dead
So he asked to use the phone
And she gives him some head
And that's the end of the story
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a man like me
Honey honey, hey
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Baby don't you want a
Man!
Baby don't you want a man sometimes?
Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me [Joe’s Menage] Q&A
Who wrote Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me [Joe’s Menage]'s ?
Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me [Joe’s Menage] was written by Frank Zappa.
Who produced Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me [Joe’s Menage]'s ?
Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me [Joe’s Menage] was produced by Frank Zappa.
When did Frank Zappa release Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me [Joe’s Menage]?
Frank Zappa released Honey, Don’t You Want A Man Like Me [Joe’s Menage] on Wed Oct 01 2008.