Landshark & BV ft. Durte

You, me, booz, I can't drive

You need a ride?

Bro i'll get a ride

That Landshark and that BV - we drink until we see 3
That's durte and that's lokey and we make bein drunk look easy
Drink everything that they feed me
From brandy to whiskey
To vodka mixed with that peach tea
From southern shot of martini
But nothing fucks with black velvet straight and then chase it down with faygo grape - mother fuckers can't handle it - they gon hate cuz that BV kick like the 808
So come tip your cups up tonight and celebrate how far we've come in this life - with a beer or whiskey we gettin dipsey so lick you dixies and sing it with me!

It's landshark! And BV! Cuz that's all a mother fucker needs! Is Durte! And Lo Key! and you know we gonna jack yo beats!
Yeah! I'm tryin to get my buzz on - i don't drink it light - we just came to party with you tonight
It's landshark! And BV! and you know we gonna jack yo beats!

Yeaaahh you wanna party with the pop squad? baby better come on in - we do it proper when we sippin - pinkies out n shit - lokey straight face sippin gasoline while i'm drinking landshark chasin that BV
Got a cinnamon rust? so when you kickin with us - we sit in the mud and throw down!
If you can't handle yo shit and start to act like a dick you gonna get slammed and choked out
Might catch me drinkin in the middle of the day but you'll never see me wearin shades
Cuz this blackout 24/7 when you partin with us we stay shit faced
Morning or the night really, ain't no wrong time of day
So if you asking mother fucker what you drinkin on the only thing you ever hear me say

It's landshark! And BV! Cuz that's all a mother fucker needs! Is Durte! And Lo Key! and you know we gonna jack yo beats!
Yeah i'm trying to get my buzz on I don't drink it light
We just came to party with you tonight
It's landshark! And BV! Cuz that's all a mother fucker needs! Is Durte! And Lo Key! and you know we gonna jack yo beats!

SKIT
Yoo look so i met your friend george cloony dude's fuckin dope as fuck ya know i was drinkin this fuckin lame ass shit called like slippery nipple or whatever and he came over with a fuckin shot of BV and was like yo i'm landshark and i was like yooo fuuck yeaaahhh

It's landshark! And BV! Cuz that's all a mother fucker needs! Is Durte! And Lo Key! and you know we gonna jack yo beats!
Yeah i'm trying to get my buzz on I don't drink it light
We just came to party with you tonight
It's landshark! And BV! Cuz that's all a mother fucker needs! and you know we gonna jack yo beats!
Jack yo beaaaats jack yo be-ee-eats

SKIT:
Look here mother fucker okay
It's been a full week and i haven't got a tracking number or anything okay
I'm never shopping at your mask store again
Okay
EVER! EVER!
And i'm reporting you to the better business beuro, FOR FRAUD OKAY and I want my fucking refund ASSHOLE
And ya know what i looked into this jacking your beats thing and that is totally illegal just so you know - that's what you're doing - with these beats taking the beats and doing your little rapper thing and then putting the beats back out - that's illegal ASSHOLE!