I Love Dee Cake!!

[Intro]
"Cake?"
—"Cake! Yes, cake! Like a bit of cake, don't we? I know I do. Oh, I love cake, I do. I love a bit of cake! I do! I just like cake, I'm just one of those people, I come home and all I want's a slice of cake. I just love cake! I just love a bit of cake! CAKE! I love a bit cake. All your biscuits, all your cake. 'Ooh man, I lurve dee cake!'"

[Verse]
Mr Gingerbread's a well known killer
Who stays blinged up dripping pure gold syrup
He's one ragamuffin known to pimp jam tarts
And dishes out the French slice to any man who starts
And he's a hot cross bun!
He's gonna make dough
And bury anybody in a black forest gateau
But rhubarb crumble, he was so stunned
When gingerbread man killed victoria sponge
And Mr Kipling soon made the apple turnover
And snitch on the killer for a spoon of pavlova
And then the chocolate eclairs declared warfare
Because they had fresh cream to buy themselves out of here
[Cake!]
And the baker boys knew they would be macarooned
Once the dish ran away and went and married the spoon
And the bulla cake dried up quick with no soul
But not before he made a couple of swiss rolls
Cake, cake, cakes!

[Cake!]