[Intro]
I just wanna thank each and every one of y'all for all you’ve done to your bodies. It's still real to me, damn it! It's still real to me!
[Verse 1: JZAC]
Wrestling posters on a wall for decor
Twenty plastic action figures sprawled out on the floor
I heard a knock on the door and disregarded it, that’s smart
But all the chaos in this home is kinda hard to ignore
My parents screaming and shit, amplified up the liquor, man
I bet the neighbors think they fighting demons and shit
If anyone asks, oh, they just disagreeing a bit
This happens all the time, they'll probably be asleep in a bit
Hey, where's the TV remote, I need the TV loud
You know the best distraction is TV sound
I got a stash of my older brother's CD now
I'm not supposed to have, so please don't let him see me now
I got confessions to make
I'm not a problematic child but I hit a kid for tryna tell me wrestling's fake
I don’t wanna hear your arguments, I’m setting it straight
He couldn't comprehend the fact I wouldn’t let him debate
You see, this world I made and created is real
And watching Ron smackdown was actually helping me heal
And helping me feel safe when I was dreading to deal
With all these broken home problems, had to cope alone probably
Smoking downstairs, I could tell by the smell
Know that someone's too drunk, I could tell that they fell
And I don't know if they okay, but I'm too nervous to check
Plus, The Undertaker’s fighting in the Hell in a Cell
I got two eyes glued to the screen
Heard the music and you knew ther routine
Little kids who all grew up with dreams who weren't scared to take it to an extreme
Commercial break, I'll try to re-enact a few of the scenes
I wanna imitate The Rock, I wanna be like him
My parents drinking everyday, don't wanna be like them
Want this shit to be for real, I ain't being pretend
I don't wanna be here, I wanna be with my friends
[Interlude]
Most people have the wrong impression about the World Wrestling Federation. We're a non-violent form of entertainment
WWF addict
[Chorus: JZAC]
Lil' PTSD
Just some PTSD
We got some PTSD
Right around the PS2, fuck PS3
Lil' PTSD
Just some PTSD
We got some PTSD
Right around the PS2, fuck PS3
[Outro: Mick Foley]
Jerry, it's the hardcore legend, Mick Foley. First thing you have to realize, Jerry, I'm really big on this, uh, maybe not everyone agrees with me, but I think you get to pick your own WrestleMania moments, whether it's in wrestling or in life. You don't worry about whether or not you get it perfect, because nobody gets it perfect, ever, so learn from your mistakes, uh, realize that, uh, you do learn more from mistakes than you do from successes, and just remember that my career was, uh, built on a string of monumental failures