We’re Slytherins!

You say we're such nice guys
That we're Gryffindors in disguise
You say that Hufflepuff's a lot
That's another view of Slytherin you got

Cuz we're cunning and ambitious
And we like to play vicious
We'll crash your dreams and we like to get a little mean

Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house
Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house

We wrote about Slytherin pride
We wrote it's a Slytherin world
'Bout partying like you're evil
With Slytherin boys and girls
You're all just green with envy
Cuz we're proud to wear the green
You other houses wanna turn us into your own little machines

Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house
Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house

You say we're in Hufflepuff?
You're a joker
We're not that mediocre
You say we're in Ravenclaw?
That's birdy
We're not nearly that nerdy
And Gryffindors are just a type of Slytherins except that morals are your guiding light
Except what does that get you in the fight?
Nowhere

Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house
Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house

Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house
Shut up and listen (what?)
We're Slytherins (yeah)
You wish we were in your house