Introduction: Breaking News

[NIIC]
Dog... I am a dog... I am the singing dog!

[Newscaster]
This is the news of today
This is the news of America
And God bless it
This is Philadelphia's first, with Julia Meisgeier

[Julia]
Good morning, Philadelphia, this is Julia Meisgeier with today's top story
The sky was ablaze last night after a freak accident at the Onico power plant in North Jersey
Witnesses said that the light pollution was astronomical
Although there have been no reports of death or serious injury, there have been numerous sightings of, and Mark, please correct me if I am reporting this wrong. (No, you're definitely not, Julia.)
Numerous sightings of a "giant green dog" running around the city. (Haha, oh god.)
We'll have more details coming up on the big green dog right after the break. (I can't believe we're even reporting this.)

[NIIC]
I'M BACK!
(The dog... is unleashed.)