Sinewave Safari

[Spoken: Tessa]
Greetings traveler, and welcome to your own, altered reality: Sine wave safari
Lend us your cerebrum and we will give you a fresh jump start to a new, and enhanced life experience
New vision upgrade with 50 x optical zoom. Wave goodbye to your past worries and ailments
Enjoy Quadrupled strength, Vibra-spherical surround sound, Tripled agility and stamina
Water now taste like strawberries and cream. Don't miss out on this once in a life time opportunity
Start living at your maximum potential today. Sine wave safari: Get ready for a jolt!