Douchebag

[Verse 1]
Uh, yea
Okay we never miss a beat
My flow’s a rollercoaster
[?] hold on to your seats
Bumbling, stumble [?]
No wonder they weak at the knees
Sippin’ the Holy water at
212 degrees at ease (Chill)
Wait a minute
Your boy don’t want to freeze
Cause I am 13 below sea level
Melanin cover my face
It’s like peek-a-boo
I’ve been looking for competition
Like Scooby Scooby Doo
Where are you, where are
I let my dog off the leash and
He bit the mailman
I took the mask off his face and
It was the salesman
Tryna sell me some bars
I said, “What are you inhaling?”
And don’t you know that
I got enough rhymes to write a lecture
And don’t you know that
I’ve been in my prime since I first met ya
One MC on my record
I know that he can take the pressure
I bet your bottom dollar
If you add up all my hours
You and I would get devoured
By some time or cryptic powers
Putting rappers on pedestals
But they can be some cowards
Giving pearl necklaces when
She deserves some flowers

[Outro]
Real life douchebag but I’m adored
They know me as the internet father figure
Real life douchebag

[Narration]
I’d like to take the time to welcome everybody
See, my name is Beleaf and I’ll be your narrator
Your orator and the star of the show
Now the name of the album is called Beleaf In Fatherhood
And it’s spelt B-E-L-E-A-F not B-E-L-I-E-F
Cause we don’t lie, baby
It got the word ‘lie’ in it, We don’t do that
We don’t lie about nothing
We need you to believe