I’ve Seen You Drunk Gurl

I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet
I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet

Because
When you're drunk
You lose your shit
You always trip
You bruise your knees

Your mouth is purple
You love that bottle
You're funny girl
Let's take a photo

You're not fit
You dance so much
So tomorrow's gonna hurt

It's okay we're sorta young
But I know you and you're not drunk

I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet
I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet
I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet
I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet

When you're drunk
You do that old lady walk
You show your tummy like a kid
You mumble instead of talk

A shot of whiskey later
You listen to riskay
You eat french fries
You're the queen of karaoke

You fight with random people
And forget
Do you remember throwing peanuts
On that girl's head?

It's okay we're sorta young
But I know you and you're not drunk

I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet
I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet
I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet
I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet

When you're drunk
You spend money like you're donald trump
Everybody drinks for free
But you ain't got no funds

You make strange moves
You think you are bionic
I've seen you breakdance
To the sound of technotronic

Your sight get messed up
And that's the truth
Bought tix to grinderman
But it was the blue man group

It's okay we're sorta young
But I know you and you're not drunk

I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet
I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet
I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet
I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet

You got home passed out
With your shoes in bed
Next day you called to tell
You found a hot dog in your bag

Stop on the truck
You're tardy for the party
You order a burrito
But you want chilli con carne

I get it, now you're drunk
You come up with crazy burps
Your face is blue, you're kinda fucked

Girl, you look like a smurf!

It's okay we're sorta young
But I know you and now you're drunk!

I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet
I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet
I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet
I've seen you drunk gurl
And you're not drunk yet