Bad Card

[Skit: Mr. Lif & Vast Aire]
"Yo what up man? Oh shit, what the fuck son! Yea, I know man. Where the hell you been? Yo son, I haven't seen you in mad long, son. Word, word, yea. Well yo, honestly (Whatchu been up to?) that’s a whole different story dawg, I wish I could tell you but... no can do right now. What's the deal dog, you look stressed? Yo, I know it's been a long time, I haven’t seen you, and I hate to come at you like this man but I gotta ask you for a HUGE favor dog. It's all good dog, we- c'mon, Def Jukkies. Word, word, but yo...yo I need a gun man, you know what I'm saying. Yo, Jus, just lemme borrow your gun for like, two days man. What are you sayin', dog? This ain't even you, I ain't even seen you in mad long and now-I know man, I'm just saying, shit yeah, shit is real out there, (C’mon man, is it that real?) I wouldn’t ask you if i didn't need it, dog. Saying, dog, is it that real man? Yo, straight up, don’t worry about that dog. I-lemme, lemme just handle this, i gotta handle this on my own. I'm saying, dog, I'm saying, man, you know I got your back man. Anything. Yo, my man Carlos on 138- You mean the midget? Yea, that kid. Man, I ain't fuckin’ with that shit. (Son,) Yo, my shit is immediate dog, (Saying) I, I need something right now dog. Calm down, dog. Look, aight man, (Alright,) yo man, I gotchu dog, it's right here in the shoebox. Don't fuck around and get killed...