The Vow

If there was a crowd right here, right now, I would tell em all shut up
Yes, I'm a nerd but my words are superb and it's bout time I cut up
(Check it out. Yo.Yo.)
Big Wax pass the microphone
My flow GETS everyONE'S PLACE'S speaker's blown
BOOM! Like Westwood, drop bombs for no reason
Just like wack raps that blow like extremists
So "Unnecessary" "Childish" mentality
Snitch about my bad deeds; Know ya'll been tattling
Babbling bout them others - never even committed crimes
Well, I'm killing behind bars if you read between the lines
No matter amount of years they've been serving
The DNA proves I'm the person deserving
Deciphered Nuanced Abstracts denote quotes
That chokes folks throats so murder he wrote
By the mouthful. I'm doubtful anyone will doubt Fiya
Is the man, Robin Williams. When they doubt Fiya
Ever misses the greenbacks 'cause think back
I stole those Bills with wordplay; that's how I cream tracks
No wonder they get sour
'Cause they rewind it back and don't get it for hours
Entendres devastate like Twin Towers
Die laughing: I'm Mike Myers/Powers
Guess you can call that exhausting my punches
Gut checking emcees who lost their lunches
Regurgitate lines or stretch them like lunges
I just hardcore by doing crunches
Seems to be working out, but do you feel the burn?
Toasted with some slick talk - Guess I got the butter churned
Spread it out, word of mouth: Got the gift of gab
'Cause they be like "Ooh!" when my opponents get the jab
The champ is here! That's why the fans be
All going chimp; the rest are all pansies
Ha! Can't dig it? Well I'll let you know
You ain't the only one who didn't get a "Stupid Hoe"
Whoo! Whoo! Nicki did you get me
Ripping fifty iffy spitters in a jiffy? Hit up Ripley's
Believe it or not. I'm cleaving the competition
And leaving em chopped, so you're cleaning up my kitchen
Welcome to my butchershop! You can go ham
With me or get beef; Just let me know, man
Order up and I top your favorites
'Cause I fill half of your iPod playlist
"Now That's What I Call Music 43"
Will be a compilation of my CDs
With some exclusive tracks like these
To make sure it's clear I make Monsterpieces
'Cause I'm beasting: Dragon who's feasting
Monday through Friday and on the weekends
You "Gotta Eat" - 24/7 struggle
Lupe knows that; he described my hustle
But you could never remake my cool history
"Around My Way" without someone getting heated
'Cause I'm Fiya: number one supplier
Of Classic Coke lines ya role models buy up
*Snort Snort* like I laugh it off
And *Snore Snore* at the wackest bars
Karaoke...naw I'm joking
'Cause it's funny to see them fail at being dope. Please
Give up the art. I rip you apart
Just embarrassing yourself trying too hard. You lyrically shart!
Guess you need some brand new material
Maybe depends on if you ran out of tissue fool
Yea, we all got our issues
Mine just supply me with SI swimsuits
My illustrations kill the nation
Just a trolling lyricist loving the fell of hatred
Now I'm being targeted 'cause I'm that deal
But I turn around and market it with Walmart's seal
The smirk works. Yea, that's how I get cheese
'Cause I flip beef like Mickey D's with ease
And since I just downed twenty pieces
These chicken McNuggets will forever hold their peace
I'm married to the game 'cause they got cold feet
Consider this the vow. All that's left is da beat
THREES!!!