Jam (Live)

Jam

Driving in from the track
I always turn the radio on
to the freeway traffic alert station
And the other day I heard the best one,
The man said that the Santa Monica freeway
near the San Diego off-ramp was congested
due to an indecent exposure case
"They're working on getting him
off of there now," he said,
"meanwhile I suggest you take
an alternate route."
Which, of course, nobody did