[Verse 1]
I’m living with a horse and it ain’t easy
She leaves hoofprints in the hall and she hogs the tv
It wouldn’t be so bad if she wasn’t living here for free
Yeah 'cause, the rent’s in dollars and she’s got bits
She tried to get a job but she already quit
They only had human clothes and filly they don’t fit
So she spends her days laying on the sofa
Which can be a pain when there’s people over
If we’re keeping score I think we’re oh for three
And she’s using up all my water and power
And she locks herself in the bathroom for hours
I keep finding rainbow hair in my shower
[Chorus]
This rainbow horse fell through the TV
And landed on my floor
I thought I had problems
Well now I got one more
Tryna find a way to get her
Back into the TV
Until then it’s just gonna be
My rainbow horse and me
[Verse 2]
Now I’m pretty sure that she can sleep on a cloud
But it seems she always chooses my couch
Letter from my landlord, in bold: no pets allowed
Now she eats like a horse and there’s no way to stop
I’ve been having trouble trying to keep my fridge stocked
She eats half the food the moment I returned from the shops
Now she’s gotta lotta fur
But there ain’t no clothes on her
And I really don’t know about these feelings that are starting to stir
She’s got a cute round nose and deep magenta eyes
And she looks real cool when she takes to the skies
But a horse and a human? I don’t know if that’s wise
[Chorus]
This rainbow horse fell through the TV
And landed on my floor
I thought I had problems
Well now I got one more
Tryna find a way to get her
Back into the TV
Until then it’s just gonna be
My rainbow horse and me
[Bridge]
I get to work in ten seconds flat
I ride there on my rainbow horse’s back
Turns out she’s a pretty good yugioh dueler
You could even say she’s
[Chorus]
This rainbow horse fell through the TV
And landed on my floor
I thought I had problems
Well now I got one more
Tryna find a way to get her
Back into the TV
Until then it’s just gonna be
My rainbow horse and me
My Rainbow Horse And Me was written by Francis Vace.
My Rainbow Horse And Me was produced by Francis Vace.
Francis Vace released My Rainbow Horse And Me on Mon Oct 14 2019.