Pervert Nurse

You're in the hospital
And you're hurt
And here comes your favorite Pervert Nurse
And she's so clean
And she's so neat
And a week of therapy and everything may work again
Because...

She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse
She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse

Now you're in therapy
In the bath
A shot, to make you feel so good
She's there
To check you
And turn you inside out, until you don't know what to do
Because...

She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse
She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse

[Spoken in Megaphone]
Test tubes
Blood Pressure
Hemoglobin layer
Sugar count
You're a diabetic, my friend

Here comes the pill
And it's deep
And a few more minutes, and maybe you can sleep
You've got an infection
And you're back
You've got a surprise in the hospital sack
You know it, with your...

With your Pervert...
With your Pervert Nurse
Pervert, Nurse. Pervert,...
She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse
(Go!)

(Yow!)

She's a Pervert...
She's a Pervert Nurse

Shuttle down that alleyway
Not much time to waste
Feel the pain inside
Feel the pain inside
Can't you feel in burning?
Can't you feel the pain?
Go ahead and give it to me
It's all the same

Nurse: "Now don't worry, big boy. This won't hurt a bit."