Parking Lot Cats

Verse 1:
Hey there, cats
Parking Lot Cats
Everyday you run up
To me like I'm the sun up in your world
Hey there kitties
Bright and pretty
From the chow we feed you
Your eyes saying "hey! I would eat you!"

Chorus 1:
If you were bigger with humongous teeth
You'd give me a surprise
Before i reach the door you'd claw out my green eyes and devour them
If you were predatory
It would be a different story
You'd chew my feet to taste the meat
As I try to run but can't because you cut my tendons

Verse 2:
Cute little cats
Cats who have not yet sampled human blood
I give you loving pats
Try not to think of what you'd do if you could
Docile beasts
Purring at my feet
You would be the dominant race if you were tall enough to look me in the face

Chorus 2:
If you were bigger with humongous teeth
You'd give me a surprise
Pop my tires and drag me out of my car and eat me entire
If you were predatory
It would be a different story
With my ear halfway down your throat
I couldn't make these notes, i'm not classically trained

Verse 3:
Goodnight felines
Chase world domination in your dreams
Or leave it behind
Cuz you know, we aren't as naive as we seem
I'll have an eye on you, until you claw it out
You'll always trade that glorious wish
For a little piece of fish, I have no doubt