Hipster Girl

[Verse 1]
Plaid skirt, T-shirt
Thick-rim glasses
Vacant, vegan
Six art classes

Straight As, lattes
Mumford passes
She's got leisure novels, man
As big as that ass is

Don't mean to be rude
I'm not as cool as you
I saw you from my res, girl
You're different from the rest, girl

Don't mean to be crass
But you can shake that Fjällräven
Cause you don't wear name brands
Except your pair of Ray Bans

So if you're in the mood
I'll take you out to Whole Foods
Try out all the samples
And buy you all those lentils

Then if you're in the mood
I'll take you up to your room
I won't tell you what to do, no
Cause it probably isn't cool enough

[Chorus]
Cause she's so fine
But you probably never heard about her
She's all mine
But you probably never heard about her
She so fine

But you probably never heard about my
Hipster Girl
My hipster girl

Cause she's so fine
But you probably never heard about her
She's all mine
But you probably never heard about her
She so fine

But you probably never heard about my
Hipster girl
My hipster girl

[Verse 2]
She said her name was Maris, uh
Told me she was born in Paris
Said she travelin' the world, leaving pronto
But really, she ain't ever left Toronto

She wears some sort of face hook
And she ain't ever really one to go to jams
Oh lord, got rid of her Facebook
And now she picking up the slack on her 'gram

(#Foodporn)
Put on that hashtag, yeah

She got her jeans from 1993
Copped the Reeboks before Yeezy
Brought AOL back from the dead
But she still don't use it cause it's not cool yet

Pocky in her lips
Bumpin' A$AP Rocky in the whip
Got the Tamagachi in her pocket

You ever play pokemon, baby
She's on Team Rocket

[Chorus]
Cause she's so fine
But you probably never heard about her
She's all mine
But you probably never heard about her
She so fine

But you probably never heard about my
Hipster girl
My hipster girl

Cause she's so fine
But you probably never heard about her
She's all mine
But you probably never heard about her
She so fine

But you probably never heard about my
Hipster Girl
My hipster girl

My hipster girl
Said I knew you before you was you
Said I love you boo boo boo boo

She's a hipster (repeated)