[Intro - Hook]
Sometimes I sneeze just to see who blesses me
And sometimes I watch Jeopardy to see who guesses me
And sometimes I go to sleep and I dream the recipe
And I wake up and I bake it because that's my specialty
Puffing tree and sipping tea
Fucking me and missing me
I've been trying to love myself lately and it's ecstasy
I've been trying to fuck myself ever since you texted me
Saying that I should, cause I love it when you message me
[Verse 1]
Do I wanna fuck you or do I wanna be you?
Do I wanna travel mad miles just to see you?
Do I wanna bring a new controller for your Wii U
So you can play Smash Bros, smash me too?
Gets big but starts small like a Pichu
I just wish you wouldn't talk like I'm beneath you
Except that's kinda like the reason that you seem cute
That mainly is the reason that I freak you
[Verse 2]
You're never tryna meet when I breeze through
Or even if you do you're looking at me like I'm see-through
I just think you wanted someone you could speak to
But I really needed someone I can tweak to
Plus you're sweet so you always buy me free food
If I had a job I wouldn't even need you
Yeah, yeah
If I had a job I wouldn't even need you
[Hook]
Sometimes I sneeze just to see who blesses me
And sometimes I watch Jeopardy to see who guesses me
And sometimes I go to sleep and I dream the recipe
And I wake up and I bake it because that's my specialty
Puffing tree and sipping tea
Fucking me and missing me
I've been trying to love myself lately and it's ecstasy
I've been trying to fuck myself ever since you texted me
Saying that I should, cause I love it when you message me
Yeah!
[Verse 3]
Sometimes I sleep
With not so much as a sheet
On my soft naked body with the door open
YEET
You and me can chief the reef
While we bump Chief Keef
I hope he doesn't blow New Jersey up
Because that's where I sleep
[Outro]
Yeah, it's M-O-U-S-E
From the 9-7-3
And please do not forget
The T-I-T
I said it's M-O-U-S-E
From the 9-7-3
And please do not forget
The T-I-T