Walther PPK

[Intro: Bender & Patience]
Yo fuck off Moonlighting-era Bruce Willis
This is the remix, but you'll never hear the original
Motherfuckers

[Chorus: Patience & Bender]
I'm rockin' Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks
Yeah, I'm rockin' Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks
Kill me with an authentic Walther PPK and pray to Jim Caviezel
Shit the sequel's on the way
I'm rockin' Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks
I'm rockin' Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks
Kill me with an authentic Walther PPK and pray to Jim Caviezel
The sequel's on the way

[Verse 1: Patience]
Converted, hybrid, retro, Mercedes
A stack of back issues of Playboy from the '80s
Russ Meyer shared fetish, John Larroquette haircut
Cash in the safe and the safe in the air-ducts
Don Juan '67 laser-disc
Reel-to-reel to DAT tape attached with soldered paper clips
Blood, kidneys, bones, a handkerchief
With PSJ in cursive, catch the drool of the space cadet
Chuggin' Labatt 50, bumpin' some Black Hippy
Trim my Mike Patton facial hair, then the fact hit me
I'm defined by aesthetics, pop culture obsessed
A pod, no substance, you cyacksuckers are next, unh
Human Tumblr, no original thought
Swore I saw 6:66 on my digital watch
There's vintage Polo on my mind, like all day
And my girl's got an ironic poster of Scarface

[Chorus: Patience & Bender]
I'm rockin' Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks
Yeah, I'm rockin' Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks
Kill me with an authentic Walther PPK and pray to Jim Caviezel
Shit the sequel's on the way
I'm rockin' Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks
I'm rockin' Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks
Kill me with an authentic Walther PPK and pray to Jim Caviezel
Shit the sequel's on the way

[Verse 2: Bender]
Jean jacket airbrushed, bloodhounds and grizzlies
Escort look like Helen Mirren in the '60s
Flew to Paris had a pizza, never saw the Eiffel
Audubon Illustrated, Winchester rifle
Dream of Momofuku while I'm eatin' frozen seafood
Lookin' California while I'm feelin' Mogadishu
Sugar mommy pay the rent, I never touch a prenup
Runners do the legwork, we chillin' with our feet up
Pied du Cochon V.I.P. special menu
Exotic houseplant stash bail for my nephew
Stay of execution show the monsters how to ball
I'm in your dream house, pulling copper out the wall
Winter '93 I rocked a parka like a mastodon
Summer '92 I got to third base on the Gravitron
Wah-zoo, Garry Kasparov study these dance moves
Russian Jew behind me with the black velour track suit

[Chorus: Patience & Bender]
Yo yo
I'm rockin' Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks
I'm rockin' Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks
Kill me with an authentic Walther PPK and pray to Jim Caviezel
Shit the sequel's on the way
I'm rockin' Wally Clarks like Walter White and Tony Starks
Yeah, I'm rockin' that too
Kill me with an authentic Walther PPK and pray to Jim Caviezel
Shit the sequel's on the way

[Verse 3: Patience & Bender]
I, cut my copy of Infinite Jest in half
Ink spot indelible, been to the depths and back
Ralph Lauren bedspread under big breasts and ass
Left her breath smeared on the window, never Windexed my glass
My used Black Sabbath-patch jacket actually did a tour in 'Nam
Next-door neighbour Thora Birch, she never leave the curtains drawn
I carved 'Slayer' in my arm, and I've never even heard a song
Word is bond, I say word is word is word is bond
Paint a self portrait with a Reagan mask on my face
Womanizer, Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
Bootleg Chinese Power Glove massage your labia
C'mon girl, you know the story, Juno gave her baby up
Pile of cocaína tall enough to turn your blood pink
I'm Brutus with a Bluetooth, Sterling cuff-links
Television taught me everything you know
I'm Judas with a deuce coupe but never leave my home