Mr. Shoes

[Verse 1]
A man could die of thirst
First to the bar and the last to get served
Landlord laughs, you can't get the staff these days
Guess who should walk through the door
Dressed to the nines and looking nine more
Shows his face, everyone in the place gets a wave

[Chorus]
Hello, Mr. Shoes
We love to look at you, Mr. Shoes
Solarium tan, you could say he's a man, Mr. Shoes
We love to look at you, Mr. Shoes
A flick of the wrist and a Listermint kiss

[Verse 2]
A boy could get sick of this
Sand in your face and the taste on your lips
And how come your suit looks much better on you than me?
It's so hard when you're 21
Life's too short when your nails are too long
And man I could use some of your "Koo-Ka-Choo," Mr. Shoes

[Chorus]
Hello, Mr. Shoes
We love to look at you, Mr. Shoes
Solarium tan, you could say he's a man, Mr. Shoes
We love to look at you, Mr. Shoes
A flick of the wrist and a Listermint kiss, kiss

[Chorus]
Hello, Mr. Shoes
We love to look at you, Mr. Shoes
Solarium tan, you could say he's a man, Mr. Shoes
We love to look at you, Mr. Shoes
A flick of the wrist and a Listermint kiss