No Honey Tongued Sonnet

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men
I’m sorry but they haven’t a clue
How to put all the pieces together again
it’s just going to have to be you
The careers advisor was useless
what was the poor man to do
When all that I want in the years I’ve got left
is a simple life lived next to you

Could do much better if he paid attention
and wasn’t the clown of the class
He’s a little disruptive and such a show-off
the kid is a pain in the arse
It was more than misunderstanding
the fact is not one of them knew
Who was standing in front of them
nobody did till the heaven sent day I met you

We never did Shakespeare nor none of that stuff
so this isn’t a honey tongued sonnet
No sugar no spice no je ne sais quoi
this is doggerel with nothing much on it
But the one thing I did learn in English
is she favours the tongue that is true
So for all of the blood the sweat and the tears
thank you my darling thank you