Reindeer Rental

[Skit: Mr 8 Legz, Whipstick]
I can't fuckin’ believe I gotta fuckin' do this goddamn shit again
Motherfuck
Oh shit, what's up, Legz?
What?
You’re cleaning out your car, doing a little bit of detail?
No, I'm-
Yeah, I was gonna say it's kinda dirty
You wanna tell me it's dirty?
I didn't wanna be the one to tell you
You wanna tell me it's fucking dirty when you're the one that smashed my fuckin' dash in like two times now
Look dude, I didn’t smash your dash again
Again
Yeah, you have
It was already like that when I got there
Are you fuckin’ serious? How about you go fucking listen to the goddamn last shit, you dumb fuck?
I gave it a little bit of pizazz and flare, spice it up a little bit, gavе you something to talk about the next timе you were Ubering somebody their food
I'm not a fucking Uber, stop it
Look, you can’t just fucking smash cassettes into everybody's shit, so now I gotta transfer it to the van
Look man, I'm just saying, you don't have to let me be here to watch you clean your car in a mess that I did not make, but like, fuck it, I-
No, I’m moving shit from my fucking car to the fucking van because you fucking ruined my car
Fine, I'm- Fuck you, dude, I'm out
Fuck- No, get, go, go, get the fuck out of here
God damn it
God, please kill him
My Christmas wish
Ha ha, holy shit, Legz, check this out, dude, I found a reindeer!
God, you're not working fast enough
Ha ha, no, we're not on the roof of your car, we're cleaning it, what do you mean, I got this reindeer
You're on the roof of my fuckin' house
We're gonna use this magical-ass magic to fly away dude, ha ha ha ha ha ha
Wait, stop-
Have fun cleaning your car, loser
Are you fucking serious? You piece of shit