Honky-Tonk Somewhere

Help me 911 Operator, got a Friday night emergency
I need nursin' cause I'm hurtin' from a long week workin' and I'm thirstin' for a remedy
I need a redhead, brunette, or blonde angel of mercy that'll put me in intensive care
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

Hang on, don't hang up on me lady, gotta take me to the promised land
'Cause I'm dying to see something like a juke joint jumpin' to a thumpin' little five-piece band
And be it red dirt, swing, just anything that's country, even karaoke I don't care
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk and girl you gotta get me there
I've tried my phone app road maps, Siri, where's the party at, but that ain't got me anywhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

Last call, that's all operator, I'm afraid we're running out of time
I know I sound broken but I just keep hoping for an open glowing neon sign
And maybe this is crazy, but I'm thinking baby, maybe later you can meet me there
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere

There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk and girl you gotta get me there
I've tried my phone app road maps, Siri, where's the party at, but that ain't got me anywhere
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere (out there)
There's gotta be a honky-tonk somewhere