No Dunce Man

[Intro]
Markus, gimme your opinion...
You think say it right fi a girl deh with a dunce man?
Him fi hang up

[Bridge]
Me no waan no dunce man, no
Me no waan no dunce man
Me no waan no dunce man
Man fi have ambition...
And a pree elevation
Look how much years you deh pon the land...
And your medz, it no reach grade one

[Chorus]
Me no waan no dunce man
No dunce man
Me no waan no dunce man fi husband
If you can't type, you anuh my type
And if you can't write, you anuh Mr. Right
A voice note 'bout you waan sex, well you gwan vex
You nuh haffi be the smartest, but you can't even send a short text

[Verse 1]
A coulda wha' kinda picture that you a beg me?
A 'sccy' anuh 'sexy'
No, da bwoy yah must be crazy if him feel like him a get me
With this one bag of lengthy voice note
And the first two lines him can't even write out
You're D.U.N.C.E
And me nah hold down my mouth

[Chorus]
'Cause me no waan no dunce man
No dunce man
Me no waan no dunce man fi husband
If you can't type, you anuh my type
And if you can't write, you anuh Mr. Right
A voice note 'bout you waan sex, well you gwan vex
You nuh haffi be the smartest, but you can't even send a short text

[Verse 2]
You a invite me a you yard fi we watch movie and I bet you can't spell 'TV'
Shoulda know from you did store mi number, ask me nothing but, "Just one V?"
This me never expect, wha' happen to spellcheck?
A bere error inna your SMS
Give who hickey? And you can't even spell 'neck'
'Bout, "From the first time you saw me, you spelchless"

[Chorus]
'Cause me no waan no dunce man
No dunce man
Me no waan no dunce man fi husband
If you can't type, you anuh my type
And if you can't write, you anuh Mr. Right
A voice note 'bout you waan sex, well you gwan vex
You nuh haffi be the smartest, but you can't even send a short text
Hey

[Verse 3]
When you a look a girl...
If you nuh have no money, be the smartest
'Memba woman waan somebody fi elevate dem
Hey
If you nuh have no sense, how you ago make the money?
If you nuh have no sense, how you ago get the money?

[Chorus]
Hey, Vanessa Bling no waan no dunce man
No dunce man
Me no waan no dunce man fi husband
If you can't type, you anuh my type
And if you can't write, you anuh Mr. Right
A voice note 'bout you waan sex, well you gwan vex
You nuh haffi be the smartest, but you can't even send a short text

[Outro]
Me no waan no dunce man
No, no dunce man...me no want
Me no want, oh
No, no
Me no waan no dunce man