Grovenistic Intro

[Intro]
Hi
Cam Groves
Pdank (What?)
Grovenistic bitches
Cam Groves
Pdank
Cam Groves
Groves

[Verse 1: Cam Groves]
Ya, I rock the spot, make it hot like a served lunch
When the beat starts, make you march like the third month
It's grovenistic, make a word you never heard once
And I laugh every time a girl says the word (Cunt)
Take the rap away, I am just a low life
You forgot your camera, girl, I forgot my old spice
Skills honed every time that I hold mics
Kick a little triplet like a midget that was cloned twice
I'm the rapper with a knack for laughter
Who sings his hooks flatter than Nebraska's pastures
But no cheddar like the pats vs packers
And rhymes so clever, you gon' grasp 'em after
Skin whiter than the slopes I ski down
Vocals hit the board like an open rebound
You open mic rappers won't make it past a free style
On my second LP, and shit, I'm making beats now

[Bridge]
Cam Groves
Pdank, Cam Groves
Pdank, Cam Groves
Groves

[Verse 2: Cam Groves]
Oh no! Cam Groves, you're so nerdy
What a low blow, so sturdy, you can't hurt me
If you don't know, never heard, well don't worry
Like my work clothes at fo' thirty, my flow's dirty
I hope to jot and provoke some thought
And still drop a couple rhymes 'bout smoking pot
The Groves won't quit, no the show don't stop
While you're tryna figure out if I'm a joke or not
I'm not the dude rappin' 'bout all the newest fashions
Rather make your head bob like a booty clappin'
I'm through with acting like I'm new with rapping
This time around, I hope that something cooler happens
And if it doesn't, well fuck it, I'll keep plugging and trucking
Until I'm on top, butter to muffins
It's Cam Groves came to poop on your sector
While Jon cuts it up like a coupon collector

[Outro]
Cam Groves
Pdank
Cam Groves
Groves
Dank